CHARACTERS

Esther Stein-Foster-Sings “You Might Realize”
(Support Group Facilitator With Her Own Flaw!)

Deborah Downer-Sings “Pessimism is an Art”
(Defeatist Bubble-Burster)

Career Snobby Bobbie-Sings “What Do You Do All Day?”
(Intellectually and Professionally Superior)

Flirty Dirty Gertie-Sings Sister Duet “She’s My Sister But I Dissed Her”
(Sex-Kitten, Wants Your Man, Never Without Makeup)

Perfect Pollyanna-Sings Sister Duet “She’s My Sister But I Dissed Her”
(Hypercritical Heavenly Homemaker )

Clingy Clarissa – Sings “Wanna Be Gum Stuck Under Your Shoe”
(CoDependent/Needy/FOMO)

Panicky Presley – Sings “A Place To Hide”
(Hypochondriac, Anxious)

User Ursula – Sings “Getting Free Highlights”
(Parasitic Moocher)

Sensitive Sadie– Sings Duet “How Can We Be Friends?”
(An HSP, Intensely Moody)

No-Filter Felicity – Sings Duet “How Can We Be Friends?
(Blunt, TMI, Unapologetic)

Dieting Disaster Diane – Sings “My Body Screams”
Nutrition & Fitness Fanatic

NON-SINGING ROLES

“It’s All About Me” Mimi
(Narcissistic Attention – Seeker)

Gossipy/Backstabby Gabby
(Trust-Breaker/Catty/MeanGirl)

The Smother Mother (Esther’s overbearing mama who gives unsolicited advice in a “singsongy” format.

ENSEMBLE SONGS (ACT 1 Opening /Closing Numbers)

“Not Nearly As Flawed As You” (Ensemble Opening)

“Totally In Awe Of You!” (Ensemble Closing)

DEMO SONGS:

Opening Number (Ensemble Sings) Not Nearly as Flawed as You!

Imposter Esther FosterStein sings “My Big Disguise”

Clingy Clarissa Sings, “Wanna Be Gum Stuck Under Your Shoe!”

Career Snobby Bobbie Sings, “What Do You Do All Day?”

Sisters (Flirty Dirty Gertie & Perfect Pollyanna) Sing Duet, “She’s My Sister But I Dissed Her”

Panicky Presley Sings “A Place To Hide”

Dieting Disaster Diane Sings “My Body Screams”

User Ursula Sings “Getting Free Highlights”

Deborah Downer Sings “Pessimism Is An Art”

No-Filter Felicity & Sensitive Sadie Sing Duet, “How Can We Be Friends?”